A game warden was driving down the
road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey
under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, ‘Where
did you get that turkey?’
The boy replied, ‘What turkey?’
The game warden said, ‘That turkey
you’re carrying under your arm.’
The boy looks down and said, ‘Well,
lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’
The game warden said, ‘Now look, you
know turkey season is closed, so whatever you
do to that turkey, I am gonna do to you.
If you break his leg, I’m gonna break
your leg If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do
him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?’
The little boy said, ‘I guess I’ll
just kiss his butt and let him go!’
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!